Bye Turk

I like fashion, theatre, wine, hilarious people, oversharing intimate personal details about myself, politics, relgious debate, feminism, campaigning for those homosexuals and fit blokes.

Sometimes when I read about tigers who have made friends with foxes in zoos and shit like that, I hope that the tiger eats the fox.

Sounds brutal but you shouldn’t mess with the food chain bitches.

Don’t make pals with a lion.